Author Archives: Aaron Unruh


Commemorating Central Canadian Wimpiness

It’s snowing, call in the army!:
I think I read somewhere that sixty per cent of the people who lived through that storm were traumatized to some degree by it. Some say the sight of freezing rain still makes them anxious.

The Confounding Mr. Huckabee

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He’s a Christian fundamentalist extremist! But wait, he’s not a neo-conservative!…..
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I admire your intelligentsia

Big word alert! I’m sorry, but this is just too funny. Progressive bloggers are blessed with so much intelligentsia:
I’ll take RT’s intelligentsia over the fetid musings of your blogging compatriots anyday, Raphael.
Background on RT, the progressive blogger with mucho intelligentsia.
The cuckooization of the left continues unabated.

Gay Hurts Straight Woman’s Feelings

Hilarious Headline Ahoy!:
A married mother of three has won thousands of pounds in compensation from a gay nightclub that discriminated against her because she is heterosexual.
Sharon Legg, 33, who worked on the door at Dreams in Bournemouth, said that her manager had repeatedly called her derogatory names such as “breeder”.
Unfortunately, Legg’s employer found himself […]

Worst. Party. Ever.

Most boring “special guests” ever:

The Liberal Party: Never out of power

The Liberal Party imposes the Charter, doles out cash to “historically disadvantaged” groups through the Court Challenges Program so that marginal kooks can challenge laws they dislike, and creates Human Rights commissions and tribunals so that those irritating legal conventions can be avoided in favour of rulings on hurt feelings. As a result, the Liberal […]

Finally!

Someone with enough guts to take on the sanctimonious old hags at MADD.

Drumsaremybeat v. beachesboy@AOL.com: I’m not kidding

Bored? Than tune into the Canadian Human Rights Commission’s wacky efforts to identify chat board hater “Drumsaremybeat” while simultaneously protecting the identity of complainant “beachesboy@AOL.com”! And be sure to have the appropriate background music playing.
And you thought attempts to criminalize Catholic belief were crazy. Just you wait until the intrepid minds at the CHRC take […]

Evangelicals for Mitt

Yes, it is indeed a funny name for any kind of group. Perhaps “Evangelicals in Defense of Mormonism”? But the mission statement should at least provoke some thought for American Evangelicals:
The 2008 election is for president, not pastor…
Political and moral values are informed by — but not the same as — one’s religion…For example, in […]

Who Doesn’t Heart Huckabee?

America’s National Treasure on why Huckabee’s retro campaign is boring:
Huckabee immediately…turned to his main goal as president of the United States: teaching children more art and music. This, he said, was his “passion” because “I think our education system is failing kids because we’re not touching the right side of the brain—the creative side. […]