Author Archives: Aaron Unruh


Howz to Blog Respectabfully

In Weird News, Canadian “I don’t date teh women” Cynic lectures (and lectures and lectures) Matthew and myself for writing mean-spirited, thoughtless posts, like this one. Instead, he’d like for us to write more thoughtful and substantive posts, like this one!
Are we done here? Oh good.

Welcome Here, Formerly Canada

As our intellectually liberal and politically Liberal overlords rush to accommodate the gentle souls of Wahhabism, they’ve also taken steps towards putting those dangerous Christians in their place. Premier Smirkalot himself, tackling the vital issues that preoccupy working Ontarians for all their waking hours, is taking steps to ban The Lord’s Prayer from the provincial […]

Mr. Charisma

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This was Giuliani’s second visit to The Villages, a sprawling planned community in the exurbs of central Florida. He fondly recalled how at his last appearance, held outdoors, an eagle flew overhead.
“I want the eagle back,” he said, “I thought it was a great omen.”
But this event was held indoors — and no one seemed […]

A sentence I never thought I’d see

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Romney also benefited from his Mormon religion, the poll results show. Romney captured 94 percent of the voters who identified themselves as Mormon, which made up 25 percent of all Republicans participating in the GOP caucuses.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints estimates there are 170,000 members living in Nevada.

Justice a la Canadian Human Rights Commission

David Warren:
…where the victim is “tried” before a secretive chamber, often in absentia, or without proper representation. Where the charges are vague; where he cannot face his accuser; where there is no presumption of innocence; where there are no rules of evidence, or of procedure; where there are no fixed penalties; where he will be […]

Flush!

Dion’s approval rating down across country

Fundamentalist Atheism

Along with Kabbalah and Global Warming, it’s the cool religion of the season!:
When I’m with fundamentalist atheists, I quickly begin to have the experience that, for them, something is wrong with me unless I’m like them. For example, I was invited to speak recently at a gathering of atheists. My topic was comparing and contrasting […]

Really Important News Update

Did David Orchard shave his mustache? Who’s next? Oh, please, no!

Fiction versus Non-Fiction Debate Resolved

Stop the presses! Commenter Bob takes us to school:
I have read the entire Bible (a work of largely fiction, not to be confused with non-fiction like Origin of the Species).
With that settled once and for all, we can now move on to boring old professors who grow mustaches out of their nostrils. Stylin’!
Associate Professor […]

Priceless

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…if the “radical, Saudi-trained, anti-Semitic imam who has publicly called for sharia law to be enforced in Canada” who brought these “charges” against Levant, can do so by filing a “hand scrawled complaint”, why can’t Levant or Mark Steyn just respond to the HRC with a fax photo of their butts?
More on the kanga-quisition of […]