International Crisis: latest Facebook attack must be averted at all cost!

Everybody in the world must join forces to stop the recent Koobface virus.  This server-side polymorphic virus may threaten the stability of the human race. Legislators should bow down to whatever demands this social networking site makes. Bureaucrats from all levels of government should put all initiatives on hold to join hands in unified resolve. Police forces must put this threat at the top of their priority lists.

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