Race Can’t NOT Be a Factor in the Presidential Election ’08

September 17, 2008 · By

The polls are close, and lefties are surprised.

What would account for this tight race?

Quality of candidate?  No.  Barack Poppins is practically perfect in every way.

Policies?  The Brilliant Obama has thought out carefully every one of his positions… which is why he votes the Democratic Party Line so much more often than McCain did for the Republicans.

No, it must be race.  More than half of the United States of America is deeply, profoundly racist.  And that half, coincidentally, overlaps perfectly with Republican voters.

Yeah, that’s it.

Yes, true believers.  No matter what happens in this election between now and November.  No matter what is said, no matter how the leaders campaign, no matter who is the better candidate.  If John McCain wins the election, it’s because America is racist.

A flowered hat tip to Wonder Woman.

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7 Responses to “Race Can’t NOT Be a Factor in the Presidential Election ’08”

  1. Scott from Winnipeg on September 17th, 2008 6:53 pm [#]

    “More than half of the United States of America is deeply, profoundly racist. And that half, coincidentally, overlaps perfectly with Republican voters.”

    Ya don’t say…

  2. Greg Farries on September 17th, 2008 9:19 pm [#]

    More than half of the United States of America is deeply, profoundly racist. And that half, coincidentally, overlaps perfectly with Republican voters.

    I presume you’re being facetious?

  3. Ryan on September 17th, 2008 9:44 pm [#]

    “I presume you’re being facetious?”

    Yes, it is facetious. However, I wasn’t sure until I went to Wonder Woman’s page. I thought it was just another bad post.

  4. Shane Edwards on September 18th, 2008 6:37 am [#]

    It reminds me of that Argument skit by Monty Python:

    “Is this the right room for an argument?”

    “No, it’s ‘Being hit on the head’ lessons in here.”

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

    Yes, I was being facetious. More than half of America, so racist they wouldn’t elect a black man? Or a half black man? There are a hundred good reasons not to vote for Obama. One could hold any of them and not be a racist, but yet if Obama fails in his bid, it will be because of his skin colour, according to his supporters.

    I actually fear for America if he loses. If they rioted in LA during the OJ Trial, what will they do if Obama loses?

  5. Charles Anthony on September 18th, 2008 7:20 am [#]

    If — rather, when Obama loses, I doubt we will see any rioting. A push to support Condaleeza Rice in the future, maybe.

    Hillary against Condi…. now that would be a great cat fight!

  6. Scott from Winnipeg on September 18th, 2008 9:47 am [#]

    Hahahahaha!!

    Wow. Just wow.

  7. Scott from Winnipeg on September 23rd, 2008 5:44 pm [#]

    Right Shane, nothing to it at all!

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITI.....pstoryview

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