The New Europe, Same As The *Really* Old Europe…
July 15, 2008 · By Matthew Campbell

I’ve linked to the image above because I’m getting the impression that many Canadian readers aren’t aware of what it is. Most of you would say that it’s a map of what, at any given time in its 1000 year history, was part of the massive Roman Empire of old. I wouldn’t blame you if you thought that because the resemblance is uncanny. Here’s what the Roman Empire actually held at any given time in its history:

Chop off a bit of modern-day Iraq, add on some of the Baltic and Nordic states and you’ve basically got the same thing.
So enough mystery; what you’re actually looking at in the top picture is the, as of this Sunday past, the new “Union of the Mediterranean”, a political entity which was born of such ridiculous circumstances, only the Eurocrats could’ve come up with it. This new union, which includes every current EU state, along with all but one country which borders the otherwise unimportant body of water is the baby of French President Nicholas Sarkozy, who was inspired to create the otherwise-pointless entity because the Europeans couldn’t decide whether they wanted to let Turkey into their cucumber-counting club or not. The official mandate that Sarkozy sees for the new UM (or MU?) is to promote trade, environmental protection and, eventually, European-type administration over the new conquered territo–err, members of this body that come from north Africa and the Middle East. One might suggest that the Europeans are trying to *civilize* Rome’s long-abandoned off-continent holdings again!
What strikes me as particularly amazing, although not all that surprising in retrospect, is that we now have a political entity that can in actuality become the reincarnation of the Roman Empire again not only in its ability to let western Europe influence and even dictate the domestic policy of other countries, but also in its ability to do so in a sphere of influence almost perfectly mirroring history’s most influential empire. I’m also obligated to point out that, as much as it’ll probably make Atheist dogmatics scream in agony to the contrary, it’s pretty hard to see how this new body couldn’t be capable of becoming the reincarnation of the sixth empire that the Bible says will come about again in the last days to serve as the political vehicle through which the antichrist will rule the world. To put this in perspective, what were the chances that an empire so geographically difficult to conquer on the first go and culturally diverse (see Mid-East Conflict) would become the mold through which a modern-day, diplomatic political territory be created, and in such a perfectly symmetrical way?
Speaking too of the Middle East, it is curious to see how the first meeting of the UM was so focused on reconciling the Palestinians and the Israelis; the National Post’s cover yesterday plastered the proud father-French President smiling as he hugged the Israeli PM and P.A.’s Chairman. I suppose this isn’t the time to bring up the fact that the whole tribulation is started with a peace treaty between Israel and it’s new best friend, antichrist?
I digress on the MU for the time being though. It’s still in its infancy and has yet to make any waves significant enough to reach this side of the Atlantic. It also doesn’t concern me if the usual suspects show up here to say how wrong I can be, no backing evidence or proof in hand as always! This post was more for the crowd that was expecting it sooner or later anyway, but just didn’t know when. It’s a public service message to those people because the MU was so quietly born that hardly any editor took notice…one might even say that it came “like a thief in the night!” Now I just await that talk of inking peace treaty…


thepolitic.com: Indistinguishable from the ramblings of a drunken hobo who forgot his meds!
wow
so most of Germany, Poland, Czech Republic and Slovakia are lumped in with the Baltic states and all are dismissed as insignificant.
You USA-centric fear that others might find a way to address common issues without the US leads you to brand it an empire and wave biblical threats to scare the poop out of the delusionals in the homeland.
Please realise that others might have good ideas that might work and they might not include right wing, religious zealots who think the GW is a hero and the USA.
This from the “Harebell” who only wrote that Italy (what was the capital of that country again?) was turning into a fascist state yesterday. I guess if one of your echo-chamber buds wrote this article, it would be currently framed on your wall as enlightened wisdom:
http://harebell.wordpress.com/.....mes-italy/
Mind you, not that I agree on your assessment of Italy’s new PM, but your argument and rhetoric are inconsistent with each other.
Thanks for coming out, make sure to try the veal!
Not really, Northern Europe out-represents our fascist friends in Italy.
Your logic on sorting out common issues is also as tortured as a Gitmo “detainee”.
Sometimes you have to dance with the devil because of geography regardless of philosophy. Droughts, tidal waves and declining fish stocks do not discriminate because of man made dogma.
As for Italy; If this was Chavez in Venezuela you’d be complaining like crap, but no this is religious zealot with a right wing background so all is smiley-happy if slightly “goosesteppy”. So I guess it’s time to applaud and admire the fact that their trains run on time, regardless of who is dieing to make it happen. As long as it’s not you being rounded up that is.
PS no answer to the biblical BS I notice
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“I’m also obligated to point out that, as much as it’ll probably make Atheist dogmatics scream in agony to the contrary, it’s pretty hard to see how this new body couldn’t be capable of becoming the reincarnation of the sixth empire that the Bible says will come about again in the last days to serve as the political vehicle through which the antichrist will rule the world.”
And Angela Merkel is the whore of Babylon?
The Mediterranean is an “unimportant body of water”? I think that’s all we need to know about your depth of understanding. What a meretricious load of tripe.
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