…comes sex changes galore! And remember, it was this very troop who, in 2000, did a great disservice to our nation’s health when they used a bunch of emotional rhetoric to spook people into voting Jean Chretien into a third term as Prime Minister. Somehow, methinks the image of cross dressers screaming in agony on the street at the prospect of having to stick with the gender God gave ‘em wasn’t exactly what our nation had in mind when it rallied behind a universally insured country.
I’m glad to see the Liberals are going to the fringes again with their plans (Ontario Health Minister and notoriously dogmatic homosexual activist George Smitherman bragged about how this would only affect about a dozen people per year) since it will allow us Conservatives the opportunity to point out the folly to a health care system which on paper is completely financed by the government but in reality is only as good as the government decides to make it. On the provincial level, it would be hard for Dalton McGuinty to justify how he can allow thousands in the province to go through life with debilitating back pains or limited eye sight but hey, at least Fred is happy with that new figure we bought him when we dressed him up and called him Sally! Well, at least it would be if there was actually an opponent out there who wasn’t a complete pushover or leading a party with even less hope of winning the top prize than the Leafs.
All of which makes one happy to see our national government contains MPs who are willing to go to bat for us average Ontarians whose self-esteem issues are generally limited to the names our parents gave us and foregoing extremely expensive cosmetic surgeries for a shopping trip on the weekend. It’s nice to know that somebody out there still get the notion that “public” health care is supposed to cover more than one out of every one million people in this province!

Me wrote:
Bloody lovely. McGuilty won’t pay for my eye exam but he’ll give me tits for free.
Posted on 20-May-08 at 8:50 pm | Permalink
jckirlan wrote:
Wait until you have to pay for regular prostate exams. Plus the $900/year health tax.
I am glad my portion is going to such a noble cause and global good. We Ontarians are soooo stupid.
Posted on 21-May-08 at 6:33 am | Permalink
Me wrote:
‘Wait until you have to pay for regular prostate exams.’
Maybe I should just go for the gender-bender operation and get the damned thing taken out now.
BTW, I’ve been in this f*cked up province for 9 years and I’d make love to a cuisinart before I declared myself an Ontarian.
Posted on 21-May-08 at 10:11 am | Permalink
igloogirl wrote:
Ha!
Tsk. Tsk Me! Don’t hold it against all of Ontario that we have the likes of wimpy McGuinty and Smothertheham Smitherman defacating everywhere they turn. Just because those two crap-for-brains are currently in charge and flushing us all down the low-flush toilet doesn’t mean this can’t still be a great province.
Someday. When they are gone.
Posted on 21-May-08 at 6:54 pm | Permalink