Starving Multitudes < Warming Planet

May 5, 2008 · By Shane Edwards

I thought this was clearly decided a few years ago.

Someone should tell those Asian bankers.

Nobody cares if people are starving as long as we can stave off ferns growing in the Arctic.

Because if the earth were to get warmer, dinosaurs might re-emerge to terrorize the planet, and then we all know what happens then: (besides hungry dinosaurs hunting the polar bear into oblivion faster than ice melt ever could)…

ASTEROIDS AND EXTINCTION!

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One Response to “Starving Multitudes < Warming Planet”

  1. C on May 5th, 2008 4:31 pm [#]

    Is this in some kind of competition with Matthew’s April 26th post?

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