New Evolutionary Ancestor Discovered!

Finally, the proof that I’ve been looking for all along. Why didn’t you atheist dudes tell me about this? After all, isn’t this specimen the sort of definitive and uncompromising link that has long been touted as the object which separated the educated and enlightened from the ignorant and self-deceiving. Consider me ignorant no longer!

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Comments (14) to “New Evolutionary Ancestor Discovered!”

  1. Kelseigh wrote:

    Is this a joke of some sort? It doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense.

    Oh, and a preview button would be awesome. Could you get on that?

    Posted on 27-Apr-08 at 12:39 pm | Permalink

  2. Nick D. wrote:

    What are you trying to say in this post? Did you read the article?

    Posted on 27-Apr-08 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

  3. dalton wrote:

    Phew. I thought I was the only one that couldn’t make sense out it.

    Posted on 27-Apr-08 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

  4. anon wrote:

    “Consider me ignorant no longer!”

    Fat chance.

    Posted on 27-Apr-08 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

  5. Scott from Winnipeg wrote:

    Are you Greg’s little brother or something?

    Posted on 27-Apr-08 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

  6. Ryan wrote:

    Oh brother . . . Shouldn’t you be working on your Nancy Drew book report instead of posting stuff like this? Just a thought.

    Posted on 28-Apr-08 at 12:29 am | Permalink

  7. C wrote:

    “Each Sunday, I will be exploring the realities of what it truly means to be a follower of Jesue of Nazareth, the one Christians refer to as the “Anointed One” who will save humanity from the tragic situation it has gotten itself into.”

    Fail.

    Posted on 28-Apr-08 at 3:20 am | Permalink

  8. Abattoir wrote:

    What are you talking about, Matthew? Are you trying to be sarcastic?

    Some guy died 300 years ago, and they’ve identified some living relatives of his. What is your point exactly? Do you not believe in DNA testing or something?

    Posted on 28-Apr-08 at 7:24 am | Permalink

  9. SK wrote:

    Matthew; this story is referring to what Aboriginal people and those who understand Native Studies call ‘oral history’. That means that instead of using ‘written history’ as we know it, that Aboriginal people used a narrative for passing spiritual history, laws, education, and ancestral history from generation from generation.

    Posted on 29-Apr-08 at 8:09 am | Permalink

  10. ¢rÄßG®äŠŠ wrote:

    I can has elusidayshun?

    Posted on 29-Apr-08 at 8:14 am | Permalink

  11. Gordo wrote:

    Proof of what? “definitive and uncompromising link” between what and what?

    Posted on 29-Apr-08 at 8:28 am | Permalink

  12. KEvron wrote:

    are you being thick just to be provocative, matthew? you’ve got the thick part down pat….

    KEvron

    Posted on 29-Apr-08 at 9:15 am | Permalink

  13. M@ wrote:

    I think you guys are reading too much into it. Matthew’s just announcing that he now believes the earth to be more than 300 years old.

    Congratulations, Matthew, on a positive, if miniscule, step forward.

    Posted on 29-Apr-08 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

  14. CC wrote:

    And a preview button would be nice. I’m just sayin’.

    Posted on 30-Apr-08 at 1:33 am | Permalink

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