Gay Hurts Straight Woman’s Feelings

Hilarious Headline Ahoy!:

A married mother of three has won thousands of pounds in compensation from a gay nightclub that discriminated against her because she is heterosexual.

Sharon Legg, 33, who worked on the door at Dreams in Bournemouth, said that her manager had repeatedly called her derogatory names such as “breeder”.

Unfortunately, Legg’s employer found himself in violation of the UK’s laws governing hurt feelings:

She brought her claim for unfair dismissal under a law intended to protect lesbians, gay men and bisexuals from discrimination in the workplace. She told an employment tribunal that she was frequently subjected to abuse because she was not a lesbian.

Unfortunately, no straight Canadians will be pulling off a similar trick anytime soon. Everyone’s favourite commenter establishes the criteria for hurt feelings in Canada:

If you want to be on equal footing with a traditionally disadvantaged group, then you have to become disadvantaged yourself…