Secret Liberal Plan To Taint Harper Leaked
November 29, 2007 · By Matthew Campbell
Garth Turner, Her Majesty’s parliamentary representative for all parts of Halton minus Main Street in Milton (I go there daily, and it’s all the better minus the bearded one!), stated yesterday on The Garthitopia that his seat mate in the Commons, Robert Thibault (Liberal, West Nova) drew him out the plans that will ultimately use the Mulroney-Schreiber affair to defeat the Harper government…and it was on one of those Parliamentary Restaurant Napkins of all things!
Well, after pulling some strings and doing some arm twisting, yours truly was able to obtain this plan, which is displayed below, along with the text of said napkin posted in a legible form:
1)Use opposition majority to keep Schreiber in country until February
2)After Johnson commission drags inquiry out for a few weeks, accuse PMSH of lotz bad raps against German Canadians
3)Have (Supreme Leader) Dion host Oktoberfest-style party in Manitoba (benefits should be obvious!)
4)Blame Harper for not showing leadership and following Dion’s example
5)Wait till Harper uses now Ont. holiday, “Family Day” to host his own kegger in Kitchener
6)Sneak Schreiber into party along with Jason Cherniak, posing (he’s a natural!) as an innocent by-standard
7)Cherniak gets Harper drunk, seduces Harper into signing contracts with Schreiber to supply government with arms for hit job on Danny Williams (brilliant!)
Here’s the original document:



You had me going there…Hang onto that napkin, it might be worth a lot of money one day.
If the opposition only realized how disinterested the average Canadian is in this Muroney/schreiber affair I am a senior who belongs to senior associations and most think Parliament should spend their time on the current situation and not on twenty year bribes Lets get a new crime bill and stop todays crooks. They should all remember that the last poll is the ballot box and there will be a big surprise awaiting those who fritter away taxpayers dollars. They should investigate their own expense accounts if they want to find dishonesty
Hey maybe the Libs are trying to drag out this affair till the new crime bills pass the Libs senate (which will take forever) so they can prosecute Mulroney with them…just thinkin
Genius!