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Run for the Hills - We’re Killing the Universe!

November 23, 2007 · By Greg Farries

Forget about global warming, we’re destroying the universe… just by looking at it!

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3 Responses to “Run for the Hills - We’re Killing the Universe!”

  1. Aaron Unruh on November 23rd, 2007 11:30 am [#]

    Very worrying indeed. I will gouge my eyeballs out in addition to reducing my carbon footprint.

  2. rabbit on November 23rd, 2007 12:00 pm [#]

    This, of course, explains why we have yet to detect intelligent life in the universe (other than on earth that is, or maybe including earth). If life more advanced than ours existed, then they would have already destroyed the universe.

    In other words,the options are (1) no life more advanced than our own exists, or (2) the universe is destroyed. Neither choice allows for alien contact.

    You heard if here first.

    And no jokes about the search for intelligent life within the Liberal caucus.

  3. Lord Kitchener's Own on November 23rd, 2007 3:56 pm [#]

    Where are these Hills I’m supposed to run to???

    They’re not in the universe?

    :-)

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