Homer Messing with Fertility
July 19, 2007 · By Aaron Unruh
Ann Bryn-Evans, joint Wessex district manager for The Pagan Federation, said: “It’s very disrespectful and not at all aesthetically pleasing.
“We were hoping for some dry weather but I think I have changed my mind. We’ll be doing some rain magic to bring the rain and wash it away.”
Well, I’m damned glad that Homer’s messing with British fertility if it means fewer offsrping born to members of the Wessex Pagan Federation.
I didn’t know that thinkers (sic) like Ann Bryn-Evans actually existed. Now that I do, it’s heartening to know that Homer just might be able to ensure fewer births of lame-brains like Ann.
I’ll be praying for bright sunshine for Homer and “The Rude Man,” for the rest of the summer.
BTW, isn’t this gigantic Homer just a promotion of the new Simpson Movie, soon to be released in a theatre near you?
“Well, I’m damned glad that Homer’s messing with British fertility if it means fewer offsrping born to members of the Wessex Pagan Federation.”
I’d be glad if homer was messing with Italian fertility if it meant few catholics born.
Really both statements are just as bigotted.
anon (’don’t know your own name?): Lighten up!
I can’t stand it when people–you must be a Charter freak–see a bigot behind every statement.
By your logic, I guess the Wessex Pagan Federation is biogoted for wanting poor old Homer to be melted–”I’m melting! I’m melting!–by a fortuitous, in their eyes, rain. Don’t you think they’re being real meanies for wanting Homer’s demise? I mean, their “Rude Man,” as he’s colloquially known (my family and I saw him ‘in the raw,’ when driving in the English countryside a few years ago), should have the run of the hill, for crying out loud.