Jason Cherniak and the art of Albacore

In one of the most compelling philosophical conundrums of post-modernity, Jason Cherniak asks the question on the mind of all of us at one time or another:

My question is whether my disgust at their lack of garb gives society a right to stop them from doing it.

During times like this, I harken back to great philosophical minds, like Charlie the Tuna from Starkist:

Sorry, Charlie. Starkist wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste.