The Queen of Canada will not be attending the former Albertan lieutenant governor’s memorial service later this week. She has “a prior commitment that is part of her personal schedule,” by which Clarkson’s minion means that Adrienne is either getting her hair done or accompanying John Ralston Saul during his address to the Humanist Society of Wilmer B.C..

Governor General to be a no-show at service for Hole

“My God, that’s incredible,” said St. Albert MP John Williams, when told that Clarkson won’t attend the Tuesday service.

“A prior personal commitment? She’s paid to be on the job. She has a budget of $20 million. (Lois Hole) is her own representative in the province of Alberta - I’m ashamed,” Williams said.

Paul Martin will not be in attendance either, as he is busy being useless in SE Asia.